As we near the top of the mountain, the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.īarbrady: Okay people, listen up. Kyle: You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever! Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape! Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass!" Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling! Man: God damn, that's a big fat ass! Cartman: Hey!! Volcano Stan: My uncle Jimbo says that after this he's gonna take me hunting in Africa. Cartman: Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely. erics mum: but tomorrow is grocery shopping eric cartman: mom erics mum: ok ok,well i guess I'll be going to the store now then erics mum: ok eric, i'll get you some tomorrow. Cartman: mom can you get me, some weight gain 4000. Tough Guy: BEEFCAKE!! Cartman: Beefcake! Tough Guy/Cartman: BEEEFFCAAAAAKE!!! Announcer: May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver. Kyle: Hey, you scrawny-eyed shitheads, what the FUCK is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of FUCKING ASSHOLES to be able to ignore a crying child! Stan: Whoa, dude! Kyle: You know what you FUCKERS like! You like to FUCK! And shit! And FUCK! And FUCK!!! AND FUCK!!!!! Stan: Hey Wendy, what's a fuck? Weight Gain 4000 Tough Guy: Get some today, and say with me – Beefcake! Cartman: Beefcake. Kyle: Did it work? Stan: No, they're leaving. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football.
Kyle: Vi, Visitors, this morning you took my brother, Ike. 13 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Ĭartman Gets an Anal Probe Cartman: Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! I'm sick of it! It's completely immature!.The season ended on Februon the "Who is Cartman's Mom" cliff-hanger. However, the season wasn't very heavy on the political satire and worked mainly in dick and fart jokes. The season led to South Park exploding in the mainstream, taking Comedy Central along with it. Season One of South Park premiered on August 13, 1997.
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